Typically a white dude adventuring in a whitetruck using photography as a way to pick-up desperate white chicks in remote locations with the hope of scoring Mexican food and maybe sex.
Ricky: Hey Bobby, Did you hear about Kevin's latest endeavor?
Bobby: Did he eat 14 burritos for lunch again?
Ricky: No man, better! I'm telling you he went full White Knight out in Joshua Tree! He scored free tacosand almost got laid, but he fell asleep after the tacos.
Bobby: Dude, that's it, I'm white knighting up in Big Bear next weekend! Wanna join?
Bobby: Did he eat 14 burritos for lunch again?
Ricky: No man, better! I'm telling you he went full White Knight out in Joshua Tree! He scored free tacosand almost got laid, but he fell asleep after the tacos.
Bobby: Dude, that's it, I'm white knighting up in Big Bear next weekend! Wanna join?
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Get the White Knight mug.Man, alyssa is such a White Knight! All she does is take up for Hydra and think it makes her important.
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Get the White Knight mug.A white knight is typically male. I've never heard of a female white knight, but these days anything is possible. White knights are people who offer help to others—motivated by classic virtue signaling. White knights most commonly virtue signal to benefit women, often with unconscious hopes that they'll ultimately end up getting a relationship or even sex for doing so. But there is a fair amount of white knighting done by men superficially defending other perceived inferior or weaker people (even possibly other men), such as politicians white knighting to insincerely "protect" minorities just in order to get their votes whether the minorities actually need the protection or not. Judges will often white knight to help women win in divorce cases against men even without evidence that the woman has actually been wronged in any way.
When Randy Newman wrote "Short People", most of the protests about the song were from tall people; most of the short people actually understood what the song was all about, but still the taller people tended to white knight against the song for them anyway.
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Get the white suge knight mug.When you are receiving a blumpkin from your serving wench and you unsheath your sword from her oral scabbard and tap her on her left and right cheeks before blowing your load all over her face, thereby bestowing your royal seed upon her and elevating her to the ignoble position of Lady of the Lieu.
While sitting on my throne and making a deposit into the Royal Privy a licentious lass doth performed fellatio upon my broad sword. Whence forth I unsheathed thy sword from her succulent scabbard, slapped it across both cheeks and White Knighting her with thy Royal Jelly, thus elevating her to the position of Lady of the Lieu.
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