wheeling

Saying anything and absolutely everything in hope that you'll get in their pants.

Bob: Yo, does Mitch actually like that chick?

Don: Nah, he's just wheeling

by canadaistheshitttt June 19, 2014

wheeling

when two people like each other but the guys doesn't have big even nuts to get up and ask a bitch out

Sadie and Josh are wheeling now!!

by daniiea July 23, 2016

Wheeling

Basically your not dateing but you act like it it's dateing without a title

Dude I'm wheeling Sarah and Emma

Isint that cheating

Nah I'm just wheeling them so it dosent count

by Emipandaloves May 27, 2016

wheezing pirate

When your girl is sucking you of and you punch her in the stomach while shooting a load in her eye. she grabs her stomach with one hand bending over and putting the other hand over her eye while saying AARRGGHHH ! thus the wheezing pirate .

Bitch tried to play me like a chump so i hit her with a wheezing pirate to teach her a lesson.

by droland October 25, 2012

Wheeling and Dealing

Verb,
A term describing when a man will flirt with one of the opposite sex.

Term Coined in Wayne's World II (1993)

Drake, quite Wheeling and Dealing that Chick!

by A Real Stouffer May 25, 2008

wheezing the juice

-When you have so many cups of beer in your hands that you have to hold one cup with your mouth.
Usually if your nose is very large, it might touch the beer inside, and you might suck it up through you nose, or 'wheeze it. You stop wheezing when you have arrived at your destination and are you capable of sitting your drinks down.

Man, did you see that?! Kenny was really wheezing the juice!

by ddddvvvvvvvvbbbbbb January 3, 2009

autistic wheezing

When you or your chums are laughing so hard, you end up making a sound of an old vehicle starting in the cold winter, instead of laughing.

Damn, that's some hard autistic wheezing!

by Spunnar September 12, 2017