wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018

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Wheat

Wheat is a purely perfect substance, used to make bread. It is as addictive as heroin, and one cannot live without wheat. Wheat is grown in farms, as well as in Minecraft. Pure awesomeness.

"Oh my gawd, WHEAT! It's amazing!"

by wheatmaster69 June 20, 2019

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Wheat Penny

Bleached pubes on a tan or a spray tan.

My wheat penny is really coming along. May be a 1943 by next week.

by Leafler May 20, 2021

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hack weapon

In a video game shooter, a weapon that a player is very skilled at using. The player will often get a lot of kills with this weapon and will use it at every opportunity.

Bob: "Damnit Jim! You're always killing everybody with the torque bow!"
Jim: "That's because its my hack weapon."

by UndeadMessenger February 15, 2009

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Shooshtig weapon

Pronounced - "shoosh-tig" weapon.

Another name given to the Shotgun in any game under the Halo franchise.
Derived from the German word "schoosteg", meaning "to fuck things up"

Man 1: Ohh yea! I got the Shooshtig weapon and i'm gonna screnen to pwn all you n00bs!
Man 2: Not unless i open up a can of whoop ass on you with my sneefen rifle!

by TheBlindDawg July 5, 2009

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The Wheatland Stomp is a solo sexual act performed by only the most experienced of anal accepters. The act involves defecation on the floor by the actor, then stepping into the faeces. Then, the actor places his foot inside of his rectum and continually "stomps" inside of himself, stimulating the prostate and putting the shit back where it came from.

Phil: "Oh, man, I had a go at the Wheatland Stomp last night. My ass really hurts!"

Callum: "Phil, you do that every night."

by dshban January 23, 2011

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