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Welching

Continually whining, crying, complaining, or bitching about someone else or someone elses work even though you are the one who is a useless fuck-up and caused the problem in the first place.
Welcher (while snot-bubbling):"Somebody put stuff in the area i am working in, but didn't move it out while I was on my phone, playing my game in the shitter for the last 2 hours".

Innocent bystander: "stop your fucking welching, you're a grown ass man, so shut the fuck up before someone thinks we're friends".
by Maverickandgooseforever November 16, 2017
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Welch Banger

A lit ass party that only a select few can enter. Real niggas only!
El Guy 1: "yo, did you hear about the Welch Banger last night it was crazy!?"
El Guy 2: "Yeah, I got kicked out because I wasn't cool enough to go so I called the cops"
by Young chode April 3, 2017
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Welching

The act of performing fellatio on a female in the back seat of an Uber. The vehicle in question must be an Uber and the driver must be aware of the act.
Did you hear about Jim? He definitely Welched that THOT last night in the back of a Ford Taurus. See welching
by Swoler_Bear April 28, 2016
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Welch

When you shit puss/ when you have explosive diarrhea of puss.
“Ohhh babe… I’m gonna welch!”
No please babe don’t welch on me!”
by Slimmest August 19, 2021
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Welch

LosPollosTV tweeted that he had a banger stream planned for that day but he welched everyone because his lard ass fell asleep on the sofa and forgot to stream.
by anonymous June 21, 2021
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Gage Welch

a super cool hype beast. that likes to flex. and f*** b*****
Gage Welch is hella cool like my daddy.
by 333xan333 October 19, 2018
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Bobby Welch

A Bobby Welch is someone that one likes for an extended and indefinite period of time even though the possibility of being together is almost entirely improbable. Every person has one, the one person they will always have feelings for and that always makes them smile when they see said Bobby Welch no matter what else is going on.
“She has been in love with him since sophomore year, but they were never even a thing and he has a girlfriend, he must be her Bobby Welch.”
by Dacowsanddatacobell November 6, 2018
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