Wankeress

A female "wanker"

- Seen Stephani and Mika?
- No I no longer talk to these two wankeresses.

by Nashi-washi January 4, 2018

fucken wanker

Donald trump.

Donald trump is a fucken wanker

by Imnotblack666 May 11, 2016

Wanderlei Silva

An axe murderer.

Have you seen the movie "So I Married a Wanderlei Silva"?

by theskza May 1, 2009

apple wanker

Someone with an unnecessary amount of apple products who loves their apple products more than any other human being and is on the brink of becoming sexually attracted to them.

Guy 1: Did you see Marc flashing his new iPad today
Guy 2: Yeah, I swear that's like his 3rd one this year
Guy 1: What a douche
Guy 2: Yeah, he's such an apple wanker

by papabear20315 September 16, 2012

Wanderlei Silva

One of the greatest Mixed-Martial Artists Ever. A beserker, the man has taken just as much damage in the last few years as fellow Brazilian Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, and always puts on exciting fights. The Most Entertaining MMA Fighter of All Time.

(Sandstorm starts playing) Everyone is on the edge of their seat as Wanderlei Silva comes out.

by kickinuaroun November 3, 2009

wagner texting

multiple single text messages that eventually spell out a real word and burns up a friends text messaging minutes.

Wagner texting is when one finds out the friend doesn't have unlimited text messages, then he text bombs the friends email until he gets past his free limits, and then laughs uncontrollably.

by the friend with limited texts October 11, 2013

Wanker's Wrist

Strain of the wrist from jerking it too much, also characterized by excessive muscle growth on one wrist.

"Johnny was hospitalized with wanker's wrist."

by Starnub July 27, 2016