Jailhouse Wallet

Safe keeping / smuggling contraband in Your Anal Cavity

When you in jail, use your "Jailhouse Wallet" to smuggle or keep safe various items.

by Bulldog March 10, 2007

wallet apocalypse

The event of multiple purchases over a short amount of time.

Adam: "Have you seen all the awesome video games coming out this month?"

Luke: "Yeah... it's going to be a wallet apocalypse."

by KCS DuMaH November 4, 2008

wallet balls

the impact spending money has on one's ego.

kerry: i got a parking ticket last night and a cab would have been much easier. what a sixty-dollar punch to the wallet balls.

taylor: dude, dropping four hundo on new speakers took serious wallet balls. nice work.

by dmonet February 15, 2010

dropped wallet

A dropped wallet has occurred when a would-be Cassanova compromises his own dignity through his over-the-top and often sickening attempts to win the affections of his chosen female. Such is the degree of self control that our Cassanova is thought to have lost, it is inconceivable that he could even manage to keep a hold of important items of personal property.

"Who's that chick over there talking to Gamo?"

"I'm not sure, but I noticed a dropped wallet about half an hour ago"

by Rodger Spencer June 24, 2008

douche wallet

A person inflicted with extreme douchebaggery

That dude is such a complete douche. God, what a douche wallet

by dbaggery26 January 15, 2009

Zimbabwean Wallet

An unkown relic, never seen in the light of day.

Wow Ntokozo, what is that? Cannot be a zimbabwean wallet, can it?

by Sherbert Hernandez February 12, 2020

rotten ham wallet

When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.

Holden and Sandra were having sex

when there was a rotten ham wallet.

by Tyrone the black stereotype April 17, 2014