wedding

a spiffy ceremony in which two people get married only to divorce/kill eachother a year later.

"when i say shotgun, you say wedding"

by *bambi October 6, 2005

White Wedding

When someone who has been off cocaine relapses and begins to do it again, it is called a "white wedding".

"I've been away for so long
I let you go for so long

It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding"

-Billy Idol's "White Wedding", referring to relapsing on cocaine

by Balliztik1 June 8, 2009

Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.

Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.

by mouth00 February 12, 2008

the wedding

(n)- an 8 day week in which two male wedding attendies deny themselves sleep, non-alcoholic beverages, and any sembelence of anything that could even remotely be described as "civilized behaivor"... in order to out party, out-drink, and out do any other attendee of said wedding. If texans are present, they leave in shame.

Peter: Dude, remember the wedding?

Rob: Kind of... i remember being awesome for like a week.

Peter: sweet. i uh, don't remember. Anything.

by Todd Anferny May 6, 2006

JoP Wedding

A legal wedding, performed by a Justice of the Peace (hence, JoP), typically so that the couple is recognized by the law and can garner the benefits of marriage. JoP weddings are very common among US service members who might not have time to organize wedding celebrations before training or deployments. Oftentimes, a traditional wedding celebration with a religious official, wedding ceremony and reception takes place months or even years later.

Since we had a JoP wedding, we have two wedding anniversaries. My husband said I have to pick one anniversary to celebrate, so each year I pick the anniversary for which Uncle Sam has NOT sent him to training or Afghanistan.

by Booklover January 15, 2013

Wedding Invitation

Noun - a formal request, often mailed,that is sent to friends/family to ask for their presence at a ceremony of matrimony. Distrubution of cheap wedding invitaions may result in Funeral Invitaions for the "licker" of the envelopes.

WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes

Newman: Look! Today I got George's wedding invitation!
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.

by DanielHut April 1, 2008

Waddinxveen

Boring town in the Netherlands. Nothing to do. But has two train stations thanks to the Dutch railways (NS)

No clubs! and no food available after 1 am in waddinxveen

by feefer16 April 14, 2011