vielette

vielette is a beautiful, soft, and feminine woman. she looks like an angel. she's nice and smells nice. she likes reading, watching movies and collecting perfumes. her only goal in life is to travel and have fun. she's fun. she's game. always ready for some adventure. she's hot. her temper is hot too. she's smart. super competitive. perfectionist too but doesn't really try much. she's a very private person and kept to herself but that's what makes her sexy and anyone can tell she's a dom. she might manipulate you with her charm.

"I don't think i've ever met a girl as charming as vielette."
"Oh vielette? she seems sweet."
"Vielette is scary because she's almost perfect and even she knows it."

by galesbutter May 15, 2022

Bean Omelette

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.

"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"

by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD January 1, 2012

poop omelette

When you have explosive diarrhea and each individual item you've eaten can be identified in your waste.

I had a stomach flu last week and was firing poop omelettes out of my ass for days

by PKNdle April 9, 2016

kentucky omelette

While in the midst of sex, the girl ,while riding the guy, screams "Giddyup, horsey!" And cracks two raw eggs on her tits

Yo, I heard your girl gave you the Kentucky omelette

Bro, she's not my girl. For that reason

by The Doctor Wahoo June 8, 2016

floating omelette

When your bowels are really upset and your shit is all bubbly & floats covering the water in the toilet.

Man! All that Asian food really hit hard. I dropped one of the biggest floating omelettes I've ever seen.

by WeirdWeirdWorld February 24, 2017

shower omelette

A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.

"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."

by Michael, from Maudlin High October 4, 2017

Milky omelette

An uncomfortable situation. One that’s a little slippery, like too much milk in an omelette.

The business meeting at the strip club was a real milky omelette.

by MilkyPete May 30, 2018