vertica

A very small gremlin child that thinks they’re tall but in actuality they are very smol, also very annoying

Wow you are acting like such a vertica today!

by VerticaHater February 25, 2022

Swein-Vertikoff Effect

The usage of a made up word or term in a way that meaning can be believed to be understood by the reader.

A prime example of the Swein-Vertikoff Effect was the usage of the term Swein-Vertikoff Effect.

by Prof Vertikoff August 11, 2019

vertical ass

the process by which someones ass suddenly appears ultra long when they wear high-wasited jeans.

"shit man, DJ Tanner has such bad vertical ass"

by vicky p May 3, 2006

vertical labret

a peircing that goes through a lip. makes kissing pretty nice ;)

i kissed a girl with a vertical labret and it was nicer than kissing a girl without one...

by Shtoink May 12, 2007

vertical brown file

The crevice of the buttocks. Generally, a sarcastic response to a question regarding the whereabouts of a lost item, or a question regarding where an item ought to be placed.

Question: "I've lost my keys, do you know where they are?"

Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"

Question: "Where should I file this memo?"

Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."

by orwell miller August 9, 2008

vertically superior

Tall, Someone who generally towers over their surroundings, opposite of vertically challenged, generally a slang term used in the San Francisco Bay Area but commonly used outside of it as well. Usually used in a humorous or joking sense.

Elaina: "Damn everyone is so tall here! I feel so short..."

Spencer: "Nah it's ok we're just vertically superior"

by vertically superior December 9, 2009

vertical cheeseburger

The tastiest burger known to man (and some women) the vertical cheeseburger. The vertical cheeseburger is a well-loved name for the humble vagina. Take a $2 McDonalds cheeseburger and turn it vertically and the resemblance to the human female vagina is uncanny.

I ate Rhonda's vertical cheeseburger literally all weekend. In fact I'm sure I heard her say "would you like fries with that?" while I was mid meal.

by Dr Smooth September 17, 2017