astronomical value

The value of someone or something on an astronomical level. It measures how much value one holds in the universe. The secret behind finding your astronomical value cannot be shared with nerds like you.

Lily: "Hey what's my astronomical value?"
Paula: -4
Graham: NERD!!!

by BROSKI_IN_DA_HOUSE April 11, 2022

property value

How much the area you live in is worth; How expensive your crib is

Daquarius ) That stupid ass nigga Octavion keep shooting bullets in the air every morning!

Jontavius ) Don't be talking junk, he keeping our property value low so we ain't gotta pay no rent, he a real one ONG.

by Jontavius Contarion VIX November 17, 2022

Driveway Value

When you use a random driveway just to turn around, it has driveway value

I used this driveway to turn around 'cause the street's so narrow, so it has a lot of driveway value.

by Jim Russels August 10, 2014

monetary values

it is when you have money or a satisfaction of helping a business or people the business u work for then collects the satisfaction and then in turn has monetary value.

i worked at a nonprofit organization and the boss told me how much monetary values the business got from the satisfaction of helping others.

by brony1209 March 9, 2016

LOL value

LOL value, shortened to LOLVE, is a way of quantifying the severity of laughter caused by something. LOLVE stands for Level Of Laughter Value. Measured by a scale of one to ten, the lower the score, the lower the quality of laughter there is.

"How Gouda was my cheese pun?"
"Too cliche, but still punny, so 5.5 LOLVE (LOL value)."

by ✨PeachyKeyLime✨ April 17, 2017

Fenn value

An artificial inflated value put on an item from Forrest Fenns treasure chest, that was bought at auction impulsively and emotionally due to one’s obsessive behavior during the active Fenn treasure hunt. Such value only holds true in an exchange or sale with another emotionally obsessed Fenn searcher.

Pawn shop owner: yeah man, gold is worth 150$ a gram. I’m not paying you 1400$ dollars extra in Fenn value when Fenn was still alive when his hunt ended. Plus, you don’t even have a certified solution to his puzzle.

by Pocketfullofposey December 15, 2022

RITH value

n. the value of an Instant Message in the opinion of the recipient, scale usually runs from 0 through 10, numbers over 10 are arbitrarily assessed in the case of an uber-truth depending on the degree of that uber-truth; (RI)ghtness + tru(TH)

YOU: the more things change.....the more I want to kill someone
ME: rith...7
YOU: women hate me
Me: rith...62

by Datummonger May 1, 2006