Vaginal Silicosis

An irritating, disorder that can occur in both men and women. Known and diagnosable by the common person by identifying common traits such as excessive whining, complaining and generally acting as if one has sand trapped in the vagina. Those suffering ffrom this affliction tend to make others annoyed and irritated. Etiology of this disorder is unknown, though recent studies have identified "bitchyness" as a risk factor. Treatment options are limited and therapies available tend to be both painful and ineffective in long term resolution. Common name: Sandy Vagina

Her behavior might be a symptom of Vaginal Silicosis.
She's so pissed off ...she must be suffering from vaginal silicosis.

by Ben Sturgeon May 14, 2008

vaginal fluid

Fluid that flows like honey from a woman's vagina when she's horny.

Sarah's vaginal fluid tasted like fresh sardines.

by urban pervert June 9, 2003

Vaginal Veto

When a man who is whipped asks his girlfriend/spouse if he can do something with his friends and she tells him no,that is a vaginal veto

Branden"Hey Bud,the boys and I are goin to the bar to watch the cavs, you in?"
Bud"Hold on let me call my girl and see if I can"Bud"Honey can I go to the bar tonite and watch the cavs game?"Bud's Girl"No!"
Branden"What'd she say?"
Bud"She said No!"
Branden"Man you just got vaginal vetoed, that sucks"

by Branden aka Mr.2 13 3 February 10, 2009

Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP)

Communication protocol between the female anatomy that allows the sychronization of menstrual cycles when females are living in close proximity for extended periods of time.

Bob the polygamist has 5 wives who originally had different menstrual cycle dates. Upon moving into the same house, all womens cycles synced to begin on the same date. This phenomenon is accomplished via the Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP) in which all womens cycles sync to a similar date.

by thevagman@yourcervix January 21, 2011

Vaginal Air

One whose personal aroma is notably Vagina

She fucks so much, She indeed maintains a permanant Vaginal Air

by Colonel Whetherton March 13, 2011

Vaginal Roulette

The random process of selecting a female during sexual intercourse when there is more than one female present. The females tend to be of such an attractiveness level that it is difficult to pick one or the other.

Bro 1: Dude, I had threesome with hot girl 1 and 2!

Bro 2: No way! How did you pick who to start with?

Bro 1: I played vaginal roulette.

by Barber Joe August 21, 2012

vaginal holes

there are 2 vagina holes in the vaginal area! One for sexual intercourse and another so you can let urine out!

some people may think there is 3 - the other one being for female ejaculation but let me tell you this - THEY ARE LYING!!!!!!

''Dude..I've got 3 vaginal holes''
''YOU ARE LYING. you only have 2''

by waynemcgrath August 22, 2012