uselessleaf

A person who is cracked at competitive programming and someone everyone should orz

"Yo do you know William Shen otherwise known as the influencer and famous competitive programmer uselessleaf?"

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by fartingaryan666cha March 3, 2022

Are horses useless

horses Most useless thing on the world, planes are clearly better

Are horses useless? Let me explain
"horses can only gallop for a few seconds"

"Planes can go supersonic for hours"

by Fauxo June 24, 2021

useless

LarkoTheSharko

"Man, LarkoTheSharko sure is useless."

by dotdot_ May 27, 2020

Useless

Something that Aqua is.

Instead of helping Kazuma with anything, Aqua has only been a detriment. That's useless Goddess!

by Person1234673 June 13, 2020

Fucking useless neck down braindead cunt

Someone who is so fucking useless their body only functions from the neck downwards, completely independently of the brain, resulting in someone who literally isn't worth a wank

Dom Willey is one fucking useless neck down braindead cunt

by No more nights February 24, 2023

Useless Friends

Your friends that are your bitches and live on your every word. Most of the time they have little money and are of little value overall. This term was made popular by MaterialBITCH

My useless friends clean up my vomit after a solid night of drinking and partying.

by TotalBitchGirl February 8, 2008

Useless Fucking Knowledge

Information that is absolutely fucking useless to anyone unless they want to pursue a career that is extremely fucking important to remember otherwise your career and life is over as we know it.

Useless Fucking Knowledge accounts for many people who are Google Fucktards who present their arguments constructed on useless fucking knowledge.

Some of the following fall under the category of Useless Fucking Knowledge:

-Knowing how to operate a graphing calculator since not many jobs require you to operate a graphing calculator but to solve problems involving math (i.e - how many barrels are there)

-Remembering the periodic table, unless you are going to be a chemist, then you have a legitimate excuse

-Knowing how to get out of a stray jacket if you are being towed by a boat (And if James Bond is driving that boat, you're fucked otherwise)

...and much, much more. You could probably think of things that fall under the Useless Fucking Knowledge chart

Teacher: Okay children this is how you use a graphing calculator.

Student: *stands up* "Does anyone else think this is Useless Fucking Knowledge or is it just me?"

by Fuck this useless info October 13, 2011