unfuck

This is less a definition and more an example of the historical use of the word "unfuck" from my personal experience. True story. The example should be self explanatory but some background is in order. I was probably one of the youngest sergeants in the USMC with almost two years in grade on the 4th of July 1970. I was about halfway through my second tour in Vietnam. We just returned from an 8-day patrol and had some time off. About ten of us headed down to the beach where we celebrated the 4th by drinking, smoking, shooting off some 300 or so pop flares, a few thousand rounds of M-60 tracer rounds, I made some firecrackers from C4 and det chord. Still had one of those left when I noticed our fire out and wood supply depleted. Being the resourceful ranking Marine I used my leadership skills to point out the adjacent USO and its ample wood supply. There must have been forty to fifty picnic tables. Huge ones that were made out of some damn fine lumber and they made a damn fine bonfire. We did them all over the next few hours, four to five added as needed to spark things up. I felt like a real patriot.

Hungover, and as ranking member of the pinic table assualt team, I was called on the carpet next morning where my CO and First Shirt were giving me some 'feedback' on my leadership skills. When I laughed at them accusing me of signalling the enemy, for some reason they got really mad. First Shirt bumps up next to me and with his lips next to my ear he yells, "You best unfuck your attitude. You can fly with the nightowl if you want but you best be ready to scream with the Eagle in the morning."

True story and just one of many contexts in which the versatile "unfuck" adds value to your formal command of the English language.

by WinningAttitude March 17, 2007

unfuckinbelievable

when unbelievable just doesnt cut it

the idiot in linguistics said "i had 2 girls making out on my lap as i was taking a bong hit and i was just like "unfuckinbelievable""

the way she treated me was unfuckinbelievable.

by britt May 13, 2005

Unfuckify

Simply put- What must be done in a situation where things are SNAFU, FUBAR or TARFU

I am so screwed here, I need to unfuckify it.

by damndiver June 28, 2009

Unfuckyourself

The opposite of fucking ones self. To unfuckyourself, you're fixing a fuck up or avoiding the fuck up altogether.

11 year old mother: What's a condom?
FLuffee: It's what you could have used to unfuckyourself. Yes, Unfuckyourself is indeed a word."

by brappapapskiiiirt November 20, 2009

Uncunted

An emotional condition caused by an accute and total breakdown of all normal, logical and reasoning skills caused when a women suddenly becomes so pissed off that she loses all self control (i.e. emotions, bodily functions, mouth, etc.) This condition is usually caused by someone of the male gender or a co-worker (male or female).

"Man, when my wife found out how much I spent last night at the bar, she was uncunted!"

by shaneojt September 9, 2007

unfuckable

A person not worth a fuck

Hey wannabe princess, you are unfuckable without make-up!

by Bastian Contrario March 16, 2017

unfuckwithable

Adj; To bo above or beyond fuckwithability.

Damn, That kid is unfuckwithable.

by The Unfuckwithable Mr. Jenkins October 25, 2003