diddle twiddle

getting a bitch to slob on your knob.
Usually during a severe dryspell when a slob on your knob is essential to your health.

"I need to get my diddle twiddled"
"Why wont any girls twiddle with my diddle?"

by JBeck December 12, 2007

twiddle weed

A weed which grabs a person and sticks its long seductive branches up your ass.

That twiddle weed violated me.

by Liam Murphy June 3, 2003

Tuddle

A cuddle from a tubby or large gentleman

Mark is the best at giving a Tuddle

by Emma24 August 30, 2007

tuddle

A verb describing a situation in which one epically fails a physical task at hand. Sometimes results in injury.

Jack totally tuddled out on the rail that he tried to grind,and he fell on his head.

by Sam_R_I March 4, 2008

Tuddles

Literally means "Cuddles"... Invented by Steph cos she didn't like the world cuddles. Word is now spreading as far as Luton..yipee...

Love you Stephy, Tuddles Babez!

by DVMediaChris July 2, 2005

twiddle

to fondle, especially with a diddle

"Im tryin to get some chick to twiddle with my diddle"
" Yo, did you get your diddle twiddled?"

by JBeck December 12, 2007

twiddleflunt

Rhyming slang for "cunt".

Get out you twiddleflunt.

by robot9000 June 9, 2009