Sand Twizzler

Leader of the sand. One who roams with a mass of people to hold down the sand land.
"Omar is our Sand Twizzler"
by dadwuk June 17, 2024
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twizzlered

Oh man I smoked 9 bowls and did a kegstand, I'm so twizzlered

Did you see how twizzlered that chick was? She should've held the beer bong
by Carbon6595 November 02, 2010
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twizzlered

When you have consumed alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana. Like "triple-faded" instead of "cross-faded" because now there are three elements of intoxication.
After shotgunning those PBRs, smoking that blunt, and puffing my cig, I'm so twizzlered.
by dharmainitiative23 December 05, 2016
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Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.
I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.
by The Donut Fairy February 22, 2016
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Nipple Twizzler

Someone who is rude and relentlessness towards eating your cheese, in other words, a rude cheese-stealer who eats all the cheese you have in the house.
Dude 1; Bro, he stole all your cheese!
Dude 2: I know! He's such a nipple twizzler!
by stereotypicalOutlaw March 15, 2017
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Cream twizzler

When you nut inside your woman and cross your fingers and proceed to insert them into her vagina
Yo bro i gave my girl a cream twizzler last night
by Machine gun Nyx February 17, 2022
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French Twizzler

When you pick a large scab with your finger and insert it into her vagina.
by Zah Geen July 08, 2016
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