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Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.
I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.
by The Donut Fairy September 3, 2016
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twizzler party

when a male goes to a orgy and gets thier dick turned so viciously that his dick turns red and looks like a twizzler.
Damn i just went to a twizzler party last night and it was great!
by jman333 February 10, 2018
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Kentucky Twizzler

When you drink your own cum through a Twizzler...
Mann... John did the Kentucky Twizzler with his own cum, that's fucked up woe
by catlo3 October 23, 2020
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Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed

When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.
Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...
by catlo3 October 23, 2020
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twizzler kiss

Performing the "twizzler" on a girl, where you cross the index and your middle finger and insert them into a girl's vagina, whilst performing oral sex.
Man, that girl loved the twizzler kiss I gave her last night!
by Shawn226611 October 11, 2020
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twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.
"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.
by Night Pants July 8, 2012
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Spicy Turkey Twizzler

A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.
"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"

"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."
by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011
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