When a man named Slick Rick meets you along the turnpike and offers to engage in erratic and mainly violent homosexual intercourse with you in order to get some spare change to afford a salad.
Yo bro, that man offered me a turnpike salad….I feel like I should help a brother out, plus it’s a win win!
by CharlieWatson10 October 4, 2021

An all-male threesome in which the participants start out in a three-man gravy train, but the start to turn inwards while wearing apparel from the 70's.
I don't want to go to Jorge's house parties. He gets a bit of alcohol in him and he tries to get me involved in his Mexican Turnpikes.
by Ramrood the Destroyer October 2, 2022

Something that a man and a woman do together while two hundred miles are between them. And air dance of permisquous notation. Also known as the love dance. You know who you are .
by Tyrone03 September 4, 2012
