drunk tired

To be so tired you start to act as if you were drunk. Also refered to as DT.

"Dude....did you ever know that your my hero?"
"Go to bed dude, you're so drunk tired."

by swage November 28, 2006

So Tired of this Shit

A condition of emotional and moral Exhaustion produced by the the Demonstrably False belief that being Nice and doing Extra Work will convince a Just and Angry god to hand an evil and exploiting bastard his Comeuppance.

None of your Friends think you will ultimately take Effective Action. Instead, they think you will work There until death or Retirement.

Can you believe it? I stayed late to finsh building that cage and she had the freakin' nerve to ask me to take out the trash! I am So Tired of this Shit

by panchoosey January 22, 2012

Baking a turd

To hold in a shit for a painfully long period of time, also known as baking one or having clay in the kiln

Dude we've been driving for 5 hours and I've been baking a turd for 4 of 'em, pull the fuck over.

by Johnny Kinnell July 22, 2006

turd missile

Projectile shit nugget in which shoots from ass under extreme pressure

Aidan ate 12 licorice sticks, a can of baked beans and a jar of prune juice. He sat on the toilet and shot a turd missile which caused a huge displacement of water.

by Todd the turd Wilson February 27, 2014

Tired Of Sex

A masterpiece of a song from a masterpiece of an Album, "Pinkerton", from an amazing band Weezer.

Hey dude, can you play "Tired Of Sex" by Weezer, I really love that song.

by avidrocklover February 13, 2018

tired and horny

me rn

i’m tired and horny

by LyonIsOffline May 21, 2021

Psycho Turd

A PSYCHO TURD is SOMEONE WHO IS Crazy and Causes Problems With EVERYONE THEY MEET.

Only God knows WHY These People Exist.

PSYCHO TURDS can be Neighbors, Co-Workers or Even Relatives.

They LOVE Causing Strife and Will Pull You Into It Anytime They Can.

"I don't know why Reiner is such a Psycho Turd. I wish that he would either move away of Fuck Off and Die."

by Simple Clara November 30, 2013