topper

a person, who after hearing a story, responds with one of their own which is intended to belittle or "top" the previous one. usually, toppper's stories are complete and utter fabrications of their limited immaginations. extreme toppers actually believe their own impossible lies, and fantasize about their mothers.

c'mon, you don't need an example, we all know people like this.

by lungpig June 18, 2003

tipper

A bitch who only sucks on the tip of the dick. She knows the penis is more than two inches long, yet she won't venture beyond the tip.

Coont was chillin after a good night of slangin rock and drinkin 40's like it wasn't nuttin. A slut came over and began to tip. Coont threw her out a 3 storey window to show his disgust.

"Fuckin Tippers," said Coont. "Got that right," agreed Nad.

by Nad Retard April 13, 2008

Tepperman

An act of such utter stupidity, it confounds all preconceived notions of common sense. Not only does this act offend all that is logical, but it goes unnoticed as being illogical by the offender.

Do you see that guy over there who bought 10 boxes of cheez-its because they say 10 for a $1, and he thought you had to buy all 10? He so pulled a Tepperman.

by The 351 April 13, 2009

Tepperman

An act of such utter stupidity, it confounds all preconceived notions of common sense. Not only does this act offend all that is logical, but it goes unnoticed as being illogical by the offender.

Do you see that guy over there who bought 10 boxes of cheez-its because they say 10 for a $1, and he thought you had to buy all 10? He so pulled a Tepperman.

by The 351 April 13, 2009

Birthday Cake Topper

When a bunch of drunk lesbians get together at a BBQ and one lesbian proceeds to put birthday cake on the birthday girls nipples and another lesbian licks the birthday cake off while all the other lesbians are on lookers.

One lesbian put the "birthday cake topper" on the birthday girls nipples while the Govna licked it off with an amused and cheering all lesbian audience.

by Slutty McGruddy July 11, 2010

tuppeny whore

A lady of the night who will perform any sordid act for the meagre price of a tuppeny bit( Old British coin). These women roamed the streets around the start of the 20th century, waiting for men to cross their filthy palms with the modern day equivalent of the price of a cup of coffee. Very skanky ladies indeed.

I say Humphry, have you any plans this evening?
Why no Henry, shall we partake of a tuppeny whore a piece, then retire to our wives?

by Nigel Fleming July 19, 2006

Tipper Gore

Someone who thinks that music is ruining the Nation's youth.

Tipper Gore thinks that kids will become better people if a sticker is placed on a record.

by Anonymous July 6, 2003