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Tommy Short

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He’s the most amazing boy you’ll ever meet, He’s sweet & kind, and always so freaking cool! he won’t believe you when you say that but everyone knows it’s true! he’ll become the most awesome person you’ve ever met and you’ll never want a replacement, Ever. He is so intriguing & mysterious even after months of being friends there will still be new things you find out about him that you never would’ve guessed. Tommy is always so good about everything & he always understands, there is no way you’ll ever be able to hate him (he’s never done anything wrong). When you see him your jaw will drop and you won’t be able to stop smiling, Tommy is drop-dead gorgeous & even your friends will find him attractive. His eyes are the blue-ist shade of blue, he’s taller than you but only by a bit! his hair is nonexistent but that’s fine you love him anyway, you’ll fall in love with his laugh! it’ll always immediately makes you happy whenever you hear it. His laugh is contagious if Tommy starts laughing you’ll be laughing with him in a matter of seconds, and do not get me started on that god-damned smile! he is so beautiful and you’ll wish you knew him sooner.
what’s that cute guys name?” “That’s Tommy Short, he’s My best friend so freak off
by Tuesdaylovesyou December 13, 2021
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Tommy Short

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Even if you don’t talk to him you’d be glad to be in his presence. His sense of humour is impeccable (sometimes a little dark but we love that about him) and if he ever stopped telling his inappropriate jokes, trust me, you’d miss them. Tommy knows alot about everything because he’s super intelligent! Chances are that he can play multiple instruments and he’ll actually be good while playing. It makes sense because he’s good at everything he does, He’ll own you in any video game & he’ll compliment your skills after (even if you were absolute garbage). He’s good at many different spots like basketball & he even knows how to shoot! he could use a little work on his skateboarding though. Tommy is great with animals too! as soon as any cat sees him they immediately choose him as their favourite person. Tommy’s only flaw is his indecisiveness, he can’t pick a favourite song to save his life

I literally love you Tommy. (and I’ll never not)
look at Tommy go!” “Yeah he’s so good at playing the viola!” “WOOOOOO!!!!! GO TOMMY SHORT!!!”
by Tuesdaylovesyou December 13, 2021
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Tammy Slaton

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"A wonderful wife which weighs 1000lbs"
Tammy Slaton: Jerry, get me 13 Burgers and 4 Sprites pls... she still in hospital
by bigboipete February 28, 2022
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Timmy Shimmy

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A dance comprised of elements from historical and traditional Flamenco, paired with modern Irish Step Dancing techniques. Think Michael Flatley meets Antonio Banderas. The dancer is usually the most desirable European man on the dance-floor, made obvious by an unquenchable desire from the surrounding women to be his "concubine." Can also be used as a verb.
1. "From across the dance-floor, all the women noticed the unbridled passion of the Timmy Shimmy. Many approached to quench their inner fire."
2. "Did you see that?!? He just got Timmy Shimmied" (i.e. A women currently dancing with one man leaves to be with the Lord of the Dance.)
by HeWhoHasBeenSHIMMIED August 31, 2010
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Kid: "One time i went to the mall and had to pee but then i saw a yellow sign that said closed but i went in and peed anyway"

You: wow what a timmy story

Tim: "one time i had a coke but then it tasted funny so i threw it out"

You: wow timmy
by Rob Knockout October 8, 2008
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Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.
Get your fat ass tommy salami uncircumcised penis out of my face before I fish slap you, bitch.
by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008
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Tommy Stewart

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Freaky kid,tans drugs on a daily, has maj on toast for his breakfast,normally seen on the outskirts of westoughton off his nut
oi lad its tommy stewart off his back
by freddiekougar3038 November 8, 2019
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