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trueswave

When something positive happens and is beyond belief that it seems like a higher power is controlling it.
You: yo i owed money on my phonebill yesterday but when i checked today it was paid!
Him: word?
You:TRUESWAVE!

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by HookahGuy May 5, 2016
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trueskhloe

trueskhloe
@trueskhloe is a semi famous stan account on twitter. The owner, Jay has a little obsession with Khloé Kardashian, and used his audience to share that. Everyone wants to gossip with Jay, they can’t resist.
by Kardashian Team October 10, 2020
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Truespiracy

A controversial subject often political and often of a conspiratorial nature that ultimately proves to be true.
The prevailing scientific data shows that a foreign government bio lab released the viral weapon creating a global pandemic thus proving the conspiracy theory to be a truespiracy.
by Ofashea June 19, 2021
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Blue Tubes

When all your pent up sexual frustration builds up and you finally get laid--only for the sex to be garbage and you go from horny to angry af real quick. Especially mad you wasted a body count on his micropenis.
That mother fucker from last light spit all this game about tearing my pussy apart, only to find out his dick game is weak, and now I got the worst case of Blue Tubes.
by FindYorChi February 11, 2019
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the truest truth

When you understand the meaning of life then you can understand the truest truth but you need to know the truth first.
YOU HECKING NORMIE! YOU DON’T KNOW THE TRUEST TRUTH!!!!
by Name32307 May 2, 2019
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flush the tubes

To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.

Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.
Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.

Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.
by TSHost April 4, 2008
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Hamster in the tubes

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people
"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."
by Warkitten October 12, 2008
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