Trevor The Tortoise

A godlike being who is seen as a tortoise, he has complete control of everything and is immune to every attacks no matter what it does he can manipulate reality to his will and can destroy universes with ease. He is extremely lazy and has no care for anything but has an immense of IQ and fighting experience and can just step on you and you will die. Trevor is also an extremely large tortoise that has a thicc shell around him.

Trevor The Tortoise is a cool guy.

I wanna be like Trevor The Tortoise but I cannot because he is too godlike and overpowered.

by TestudoRex August 29, 2021

Tortilla Tech

Texas Tech University

Red Raider or someone who attends Tortilla Tech

by HeatherTheAggie February 22, 2009

Flour Tortilla

A caucasian girl who is obsessed sexually with guys of latino descent. She is referred to as a Flour tortilla because she likes having her white "tortilla" filled with "mexican meat".

Yo that bittie is always chillin with spanish cats, shes a straight up Flour Tortilla son.

by Billy Bad Azz October 15, 2011

tortoise

Noun (ancient Roman military term): a battle tactic in which a squad of soldiers close ranks into a tight square and link their shields over their heads and at their sides all around, creating a nearly impenetrable formation which can advance and engage enemy positions at close range without taking heavy casualties.

During the battle at the Moon Gate in Alexandria, Caesar ordered the deployment of the tortoise formation to neutralize the enemy ballistas.

by speedog July 27, 2010

Tortation

A sexual act comprised of sticking your finger into the pussy along with your dick to and then twist the girl around in a circle on your dick. It has to be a relatively small girl.

I gave this beautiful woman a tortation last night. It was epic.

by coconutspeds April 26, 2011

Tort

Noun. From the French word for "wrong," it is an act or omission that, while (usually) not criminal, hurts someone else physically, financially, or otherwise, and allows the injured party to sue whoever did it. Tort suits can provide lots of money for lawyers.

After that idiot hit me with his car, my hospital bill was $100,000. I'm going to bring a tort suit against him.

by E. D. M. February 28, 2009

tortillas

Hundred dollar bills. Used in this sense because they easy to come by once you make it.

Johnny dropped a whole stack of tortillas on one hand of blackjack. Homeboy's got mad money.

by Mongoria November 11, 2009