Tripod

A guy named Tristan with a 28 inch cock. Or had enough sch-meat to use it as a hammer or deadly weapon.

What's up Tripod? There goes Tripod knocking out the customers again.

by ThatoldGezzer55 November 10, 2021

BBC Tripod

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Jared: "Bro, look at Ash over there, what a BBC."

Chris:"What an absolute tripod."
Vanessa:"An absolute BBC Tripod.."

by AshySlashyUniverse September 22, 2022

tripod husband

a partner who is typically behind the camera taking photos of their partner. can either be giving or receiving direction. has a good understanding of photography lighting. has heard the phrase "honey, my eyes were closed!" often, and has learned to take multiple pics.

"Have you seen Maggie's vacation feed? Her tripod husband is so good, her photos look amazing"

by Jonny Le February 9, 2023

Tripod

A man who loves cameras and has a large passion for photography

He is a tripod

by Cleek October 5, 2021

Earthquake Tripod

The act of trying to regain consiousnees while finally getting your penis to re communicate with your brain after giving your wife the dick for a long period of time.

I had a huge earthquake tripod and pissed all over your bathroom floor after I hit that fat chick yesterday.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

watermelon tripod

When a girl with an exceptional rear end is standing up and you get down below her pail to shove your face in the crack.

Judy was shaking her booty so I got down on one knee for a watermelon tripod.

by Phoodawg July 4, 2022