big tatties

Large breasts; the kind you stare at or try to grab when you're intoxicated

Ah Bah.... BIG tatties!

by Bill Sanborn September 16, 2008

tatties

1. Breasts (titties)
2. Potatoes, usually mashed'

1. 'That young lady had herself an exceptional set of tatties'
2. 'Yes, I'll have the steak with tatties on the side'

by whiskymack February 21, 2004

Kitchen Tattoo

When you're broke and/or drunk and you agree to let a friend of a friend's cousin give you a tattoo within the comfort of a double-wide. This mistake usually takes place in the kitchen. Other places it can happen are, but limited to, the bedroom, living room, or bathroom.

Kevin: "Hey man, is that dick on your thigh?"
J-Dog: "Nah bro, this is my kitchen tattoo of a mushroom. Mike's cousin is a tattoo artist and he gave me a tattoo in Tammi's kitchen."

by thekitchentattooartist September 22, 2016

tattoonomics

The inverse relationship between the number and visibility of tattoos and earnings potential.

The tattoonomics of my full sleeve Pokemon tattoo may have been the reason I didn't get that job last week. I guess I'll stay at the car wash until something better comes along.

by Jerry Paper June 11, 2016

Tattered Pink Sheet

When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.

He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.

by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020

Tattered Mars

Is the best at the most known VR game gorilla tag and if you see him he will go god mode

OMG GUYS IT'S TATTERED MARS!!

by TatteredMars February 24, 2022

splat tatt

tattoo on the lower back of a female also referred to a tramp stamp

when ashley bent over i saw her splat tatt

by skyler cleary April 7, 2008