jacksie towel

A shit streaked towel following an inadequate shower

Nellie's white sheriden towel was transformed into a jacksie towel after Steve came to stay

by Gnub Jist May 21, 2016

towel thing

A method of masturbation when you take a towel and a rubber glove and you fold them and it makes a, well... butthole. Then you use lotion to make it more pleasurable.

Jason: I just made a homemade sex toy last night with a towel and rubber glove!
Earl: You mean the towel thing?

by ShakeSicle January 1, 2009

towel browsing

When one browses the internet wearing only the towel they showered from.

Mark, put some clothes on! And stop towel browsing!

by Inc3ndia October 2, 2010

towel boy

young boys that carried towels in bathhouses

gio scotti looks like a towel boy in ancient greece

by doboteretoh_doghorse May 22, 2023

Towel Lounge

1) Hanging out in your towel after a shower for extended periods of time.

2) Laziness wrapped in comfy awesomeness

*gets out of shower and proceeds to wrap in a towel and then go sit in a chair*

Ex 1
Ahhhhhh and now I'll just sit here and towel lounge while I write this 10 page econ paper

Ex 2
T - Ugh, I have to get dressed to get food
H - Wasn't your shower like an hour ago?
T- Towel lounging, H, towel lounging

by feistypeacawk August 20, 2013

Poo Toweler

Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper.

Justin: "What is that rust?"
Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler"

by R@peman February 19, 2010

Towel Wave

Towel Wave (similiar to victory cigar) is used to describe a situation when a player/fan/audience waves their towels as soon as they as think their team sealed the win.

NBA Commentator #1 : Here's Kobe with the dagger 3.
NBA Commentator #2 : And There's the Lakers bench with the Towel Wave.

by njrover January 25, 2013