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jacksie towel

A shit streaked towel following an inadequate shower
Nellie's white sheriden towel was transformed into a jacksie towel after Steve came to stay
by Gnub Jist May 21, 2016
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towel thing

A method of masturbation when you take a towel and a rubber glove and you fold them and it makes a, well... butthole. Then you use lotion to make it more pleasurable.
Jason: I just made a homemade sex toy last night with a towel and rubber glove!
Earl: You mean the towel thing?
by ShakeSicle January 1, 2009
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Towel Lounge

1) Hanging out in your towel after a shower for extended periods of time.

2) Laziness wrapped in comfy awesomeness
*gets out of shower and proceeds to wrap in a towel and then go sit in a chair*

Ex 1
Ahhhhhh and now I'll just sit here and towel lounge while I write this 10 page econ paper

Ex 2
T - Ugh, I have to get dressed to get food
H - Wasn't your shower like an hour ago?
T- Towel lounging, H, towel lounging
by feistypeacawk August 20, 2013
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Poo Toweler

Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper.
Justin: "What is that rust?"
Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler"
by R@peman February 19, 2010
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Bum towels

Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll
by Auslang April 17, 2015
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towel boy

young boys that carried towels in bathhouses
by doboteretoh_doghorse May 22, 2023
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Tip Toweling

When you sneak around with an erection that is covered with a small towel
Carter was tip toweling to the kitchen to get a midnight snack when Nana turned on the light and discovered his hidden erection.
by Tip towelettes January 20, 2019
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