This is what you call someone:
1: When their mouth looks like a vagina.
2: When their vagina is minty fresh.
3: When their vagina is infected and releases a toothpaste like discharge.
4: When their vagina has teeth.
It is mostly used by insane women who hang out around 7/11s and scream at icecream as it sits in the freezer.
1: When their mouth looks like a vagina.
2: When their vagina is minty fresh.
3: When their vagina is infected and releases a toothpaste like discharge.
4: When their vagina has teeth.
It is mostly used by insane women who hang out around 7/11s and scream at icecream as it sits in the freezer.
by MegaTimX April 10, 2017
Get the Toothpaste Cuntmug. by Evil October 18, 2003
Get the Whitening Toothpastemug. The late great Greg Giraldo at the roast of Flavor Flav
"Snoop Dogg is here. Snoop once smoked so much weed he shit a rope. Snoop is filled with so many toxins that he is banned in more countries than Chinese Toothpaste."
"Snoop Dogg is here. Snoop once smoked so much weed he shit a rope. Snoop is filled with so many toxins that he is banned in more countries than Chinese Toothpaste."
by T_rump_supporter March 22, 2017
Get the Chinese Toothpastemug. When your girl is on her period and she doesn’t shower, you peel the dried blood off and brush your teeth with it
by Little_Lady_225 August 7, 2020
Get the Norwegian Toothpastemug. When a chick has a body like toothpaste, i.e. curvy in all the right places. Note how it can only apply to her figure; you must ignore the face at all costs.
"Bro, that new teacher's pretty fine, she's got a toothpaste body"
"...Yo, what the fuck are you talkin' about?"
"Nevermind the face, but you know when you squeeze her body it's like Colgate man"
"Dude stfu she's your mom lol"
"...Yo, what the fuck are you talkin' about?"
"Nevermind the face, but you know when you squeeze her body it's like Colgate man"
"Dude stfu she's your mom lol"
by goodguychris August 25, 2011
Get the toothpaste bodymug. A by-product of ass to mouth.
by Dr Butt April 22, 2014
Get the chocolate toothpastemug. (v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.
Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!
His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!
His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
Get the cum toothpastemug.