I would use her shit for toothpaste 

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.

Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.

I would use her shit for toothpaste by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Uh oh, You found the toothpaste!

When somebody finds the toothpaste and you don’t wanna brush your teeth.

Person 1: I don’t wanna clean my teeth!
Person 2: But I found the toothpaste.
Person 1: Uh oh, you found the toothpaste!

Uh oh, You found the toothpaste! by PizzaHutFan209 February 3, 2023

tallahassee toothpaste 

cumming on the bristles of your roommates toothbrush and not telling him (or her), then putting it back like nothing happened

I hate my roommate I gotta give him some of that tallahassee toothpaste

tallahassee toothpaste by Low Lewis December 8, 2010

Tunisian Toothpaste  

Also known as the Henry Winkler, while perspiring from ones scrotum the hand is used to wipe away "ball cheese." Then the hand is inserted into the unsuspecting mouth for oral cleansing. This is said to be a common dental practice in Tunisia. It is also rumored to be a good source of flouride.

Kip was being obnoxious by chewing with his mouth open so I gave him some Tunisian Toothpaste . Now he minds his manners at the dinner table.

Tunisian Toothpaste by tpatora November 1, 2007

Coke and Toothpaste 

A game played by two people (generally both male) involving a tube of any brand mint tooth paste and several cans of coke (at least 12). The game is played by first holding a medium amount of toothpaste in your mouth at full strength for as long as you can stand the minty burn. After 20 seconds, you spit it into a cup and take a big swig of Coke. This produces a horrible taste in one's mouth and is the object of the game: Who can last longer with that horrible combination. The winner if the one who does NOT give up.

"Me and Chris played Coke and Toothpaste last night, and screwed up the carpet in his room pretty bad when he puked..."

Coke and Toothpaste by Zeto, the DUNE Fanatic May 13, 2005

British Toothpaste

A sexual act in the UK where a man with bad dental hygine cums on a girls face, then rubs his teeth on the ejaculate. This is how many men brush their teeth in the UK.

Paul came from England for a new life. But all he brought was a sack full of his British Toothpaste

British Toothpaste by obZen. January 26, 2016

Colorado Toothpaste 

The act of suctioning feces out of a woman's anus and covering ones teeth in the feces of said woman.

I once sucked on my girlfriends butt so hard poop came out and covered my teeth in feces. I then used it as colorado toothpaste.

Colorado Toothpaste by 1iquidFreshness June 2, 2012