That's what I told her 

Used to enhance conversations where a reference clearly wasnt meant to be sexual but can be turned around to sound that way by jumping in with "thats what i told her".

Friend 1: This can of hair spray is not the right size
Friend 2:Huh?
Friend 1: Normally it's bigger
Someone in the area: "That's what I told her"

That's what I told her by cusenerd October 22, 2011

I Kinda Told Sofia 

A process where you have to listen to your friend bitch and moan about his ex to another friend who also dated the same sawed off happy trail havin' girl.

So yeah uhh i kinda told sofia i have a boner but she won't let me stick it in her

I Kinda Told Sofia by Annoyed Gamer October 3, 2011

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid. 

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid. by sdinaz October 23, 2023

as told by ginger 

One of the worst shows ever. Portrays the following things in a negative inaccurate light:
Jews
high School
Gays
Life
Pretty much everything
Enjoyed mostly by preteen girls that are very naive and stupid. And emo fags like it too,since the show makes them cry more. This show is on one of the worst networks ever,Nickelodeon who traded in all that was good for shit a few years ago.

emotears: did u watch ATBG last night?
0niTTRay: No,I was too busy having a LIFE. One that doesn't involve dashboard confessional and a box of kleenex.

as told by ginger by 0niTTRay December 30, 2003

PATRICIA I TOLD YOU NO 

When that bitch you hate annoys you and you need a way to tell them to back off.

PATRICIA I TOLD YOU NO, STOP FUCKING AROUND!

PATRICIA I TOLD YOU NO by Isabella the real queen May 24, 2018

ro-told 

The act of spontaniously recalling a story or event and then feeling it neccecary to explain it to the initial audience using linguistics, and then part way through realizing its irelevency or the fact that no one gives a shit.

Guy 1 -"OH GUYS! You should have seen this time my cat got an ear infection!"

Guy 2 - "Shut the fuck up, were playing beer pong"

Girl 1 - "Nice Ro-Told faggot, no one cares"

ro-told by Republican Jesus March 3, 2009

twi-told 

Short for twice-told; stale.

The joke you told just now is twi-told; I have already heard it.

twi-told by uttam maharjan February 24, 2012