TOFFEE FINGER

When you are picking up dog poo and your finger goes through the poo bag.

Oh damn, my finger gone though the dog poo bag, I have a toffee finger, pass me a wipe please

by BLUESDAD July 16, 2022

Toffees

Nicknmame for Everton Football Club's players and/or fans.

I hope the toffees do well this season!

by Ur mum sells avon March 6, 2019

Toffee Crisp

An affectionate term referring to a woman’s crisp , round behind

Jeez, look at that Toffee Crisp man

by Salt Potato squad December 30, 2020

Toffee Bullet

To grab someone round the neck with your arm in a hold, and make a fist with your free hand and rub your knuckles across their head back and forth in a scraping motion.

me - "would you like a toffee bullet?"
Friend - "mmmm yes, sounds nice"
me - proceeds to give a toffee bullet
Friend - "ooowwww!"

by Stidder December 6, 2009

Toffee cream

The sexual act in which a man crouches above a woman’s breast, and ejaculates on her breast while she sprays his balls with breast milk.

Me and the wife were going to town last night. We even finished with toffee cream

by Kumo1 June 23, 2022

Toffee Finger

When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"

by Wayne The 1st March 26, 2016

Useless toffee

A group of short men who resemble aquatic water mammals or are known to have extra large faces.

I would never date Phil have you seen the size of his face - he's such a useless toffee

by jibblesjabbers March 24, 2011