Toffee Finger

When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"

by Wayne The 1st March 26, 2016

Scrotum toffee

When you play and stretch out your scrotum and it looks like a toffee stretcher and that shit at work.

OMG my girlfriend gave me some wicked scrotum toffee last night and she sucked on dat shit all night!

by Fatty wep 1738 May 30, 2016

Toffees

Nicknmame for Everton Football Club's players and/or fans.

I hope the toffees do well this season!

by Ur mum sells avon March 6, 2019

TOFFEE FINGER

When you are picking up dog poo and your finger goes through the poo bag.

Oh damn, my finger gone though the dog poo bag, I have a toffee finger, pass me a wipe please

by BLUESDAD July 16, 2022

toffee andrew

toffee also known as andrew is so amazing and i love him ?P

girl 1:have you seen toffee andrew
finn:sure have hes cool

by finnthebest September 24, 2022

Toffee the sheep

The absolute most alpha male 🐏 in the world

Toffee the sheep is a goat

by Ellobozo May 9, 2022

ten pound toffees

Extersy or Gary's m8888 get fucked on em init shoutout to my man josh

I can't wait for them ten pound toffees tonight me g

by Shss December 13, 2017