food

an edible substance

Sophia ate her friend's food

by lemonade 2365 April 11, 2022

food

The meaning of life, apart from sex. It keeps you alive and such. The flavors of good food have a seductive quality that puts the mind at ease and lets you forget about stupid shit, such as your girlfriend being incredibly demanding and on her period. Come on now, what gets you through every day besides a good meal and (especially if you actually cook it) the promise of getting laid?

I gave her food and she gave me a blowjob in return. It was tasty for the both of us!

by MasterDisaster December 30, 2012

Food

Food is life and needs to be treated carefully.

if you have food u should give compliments before eaten

by ms4lifez April 21, 2017

Food

What is never in the fridge when YOU look

"Mom, there's no food in the fridge!"
*Mom checks the fridge*
"Oh sweetie, you just didn't look hard enough.

by IKNOU March 5, 2019

Food

Something that humans eat to keep themselves healthy and to get energy.

Some things that are food are apples, corn, bananas, oranges, fish, chicken, grapes, yogurt, etc.

by on May 22, 2018

Food

The most best thing to exist in the world

I dunno man, as long as there's food I'm in.

by _PursuitOfHappiness_ September 23, 2013

Food

1. The only good thing about life, besides looking forward to death.
2. Includes bacon, chicken, cheese, fries, pies, cakes, dicks(for gay people or bisexual people) salads(for vegans), humans( cannibalism), and pets(Chinese food).

Make me some food slaves.

by YaBoyCheesecake October 24, 2017