To kev something is the term of agreeing to an appointment but then after 2 hours being late, say you won't come anyways.
Example for to kev
Bad:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Yeah, one more game of WZ and I'm on.
...2 hours later...
B: I'm gonna leave it tonight lads.
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Better:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Nah, I'm gonna kev that.
Bad:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Yeah, one more game of WZ and I'm on.
...2 hours later...
B: I'm gonna leave it tonight lads.
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Better:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Nah, I'm gonna kev that.
by Kritza February 5, 2024

by Salanzarx November 19, 2018

A statement made my someone after listening to a person say something completely disinteresting, boring or unnecessary. A possible substitute for cool story bro nobody in the conversation needs to be called Kevin.
Person 1 - So I had a really productive today of hoovering the living room, cleaning the bathroom & walking the hamster.
Person - ....Cheers Kev
Person - ....Cheers Kev
by Ledds27 July 18, 2016

Full name Kevin, "Kev" is a nickname typically given to a possibly larger, "funny" guy in a group. Kev's are known for their light-heartedness, caring nature, intelligence, and valuing of relationships. Kev's don't let on how much they care, so they make their feelings seem less with humor. You can expect Kev's to be very precise about the way they present themselves in attempts to control the way others see them. Because of this, Kev's are clean and often smell good (there home environment reflects this.)
While Kev's are extremely loved, they are also known for a taste for expensive things, gay jokes in attempt to hide possible urges..., and an unfortunate ability to accidentally bite a a girls clitoris during cunnilingus.
While Kev's are extremely loved, they are also known for a taste for expensive things, gay jokes in attempt to hide possible urges..., and an unfortunate ability to accidentally bite a a girls clitoris during cunnilingus.
by Dr. Encyclopedia Brown November 21, 2022

a negative slang name for a footballer, kev meaning the same as chav in this sense. usually kev ballers are girl, generally lesebians who play football, badly.
by ministy of talula April 26, 2009

Ana María mastered the art of keving during my first semester of Communication's History.
Did Rosa just keved me? That bitch.
Kevin gets keved on the daily.
Did Rosa just keved me? That bitch.
Kevin gets keved on the daily.
by M.J. Prinsloo September 15, 2021
