Father Timing

This is when older people take a longer, more difficult time to do things. Sometimes, just because they can.

*an elderly couple taking a very long time to back out of a parking spot that you’re waiting for*

You: Holy fuck, they’re father timing us so hard right now.

by BattleItaly March 28, 2020

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valorant timing

holding an angle and deciding to rotate exactly when the enemy peeks you (having bad luck)

Skye: "I left the party right before the hot girl got naked"
Lily: "Valorant timing."

by lilyeatscake June 4, 2022

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noun: A timing belt, or cam belt (informal usage), is a part of an internal combustion engine that controls the timing of the engine's valves. The belt itself is one of man's most painstaking automotive repairs as it requires 5-8 hours to replace. A timing belt repair is one of the most unsatisfactory jobs because it does not show any sign of improvement after replacing. A common timing belt repair is $700 dollars at a mechanic and almost $1,000 at a dealership. A poor functioning timing belt can also be an excuse to hang with friends.

Boy 1: "Yo dude can you chill this weekend?"

Boy 2:"Nah man I gotta change the timing belt in the truck."

Boy 1:"Alright I guess Ill talk to you later."

by Tbelt April 9, 2011

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