Thanksgiving

Another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating

"Damn, it's not a weekend, and i want to eat all day"
"Why Don't we invent a holiday and give it a stupid name?"
"Fo Shizzle, My Pilgrizzle!"

by kymcleod November 29, 2003

thanks for the add

A common phrase seen on myspace profiles signifying that the person with this comment has recently tried to "ADD to Friends" someone and they accepted. Also, a polite way of saying "I don't know you or anything about you, but hey, thanks for taking an interest in me..."

%WoRlD Of sORrOwS% would like to be added to your friends.
Accept Deny
--clicks accept--
--goes to profile of %WoRlD Of sORrOwS%--
--clicks Add Comment--
--Types "Thanks for the add!"--

by xalcoholx April 4, 2006

Thanks John Madden

Said to someone that states the obvious. Inspired by famed football announcer and HOF coach John Madden. captain obvious

John Madden: Tom Brady has 49 TDs passes this season and Randy Moss has 22 rec TDs if Tom throws 1 more TD to Moss, Tom will have 50 TDs and Moss will have 23!

Al Michael: Thanks John Madden (under his breath) please die...

by Vishus55 January 2, 2009

Thunstrom

(THUN-strumm)

1) v. To completely DECK someone with a perfect haymaker
2) n. A perfect haymaker that completely decks someone
3) n. Something done with lots ot force

Also, Thunstromian (adj.), Thunstromly (adv.)

The other day someone gave me lip so I thunstromed their ass.

Last week someone punched me in the arm so I gave them a wicked hard thumstrom.

Wow, that play was absolutely thunstromian!

He shot that puck thunstromly, and it went through the glass.

by Grant Salzano December 7, 2006

Thanksgiving Basting

A nut so heinous it shoots out and covers her like gravy on a turkey on Thanksgiving.

Dude, Tiffany experienced a thanksgiving basting last night. It was wild!

by imaspork003 November 3, 2020

Who would've thunk?

It is a phrase to denote surprise, thoughtfulness and shock on an event or happening

Joe: America gets a black president
Bill: Who would've thunk?

by shrikash December 9, 2009

trunks disease

When a person is so thick their legs (thighs to cankles) are thick as tree trunks. Can also be called trunks for short.

Person 1: wow, she thicka than a snickaz...
Person 2: yea, shes got a serious case of trunks.

Doctor: I'm sorry miss, you've been diagnosed with trunks disease.
Woman: Noooo!! is there a way to cure it?
Doctor: Yea, it called a stairmaster, bitch.

by trunkdaddy December 4, 2010