Thundercunt

A sex position in which one throws their partner into/through a wall via a pelvic thrust

Wow Lisa what happened to your neck?
Brain Thundercunted me last night and didn't warn me.

by !!!<3 April 21, 2024

Thundercunting

The act of using the entire power the universe to throw something at a wall as hard as humanly possible

Jerry lost a ranked match which resulted in him thundercunting his hamster against a wall

by Z3INU August 9, 2023

cumguzzling thundercunt

A comeback you say to your friends when they unironically call you short.

Friend: “ur short” you: “stfu you cumguzzling thundercunt”

by Dickbiggerthandrake420 February 22, 2024

Thundercunt

A game played with a warm can, preferably one that has been in the sun all day.

Take turns to smack the can against your forehead until it bursts, whoever does the worst damage must down the drink.

Warning headaches may ensue.

Hey guys let's play thundercunt!

by Ollielufc June 25, 2018

Thundercunt

verb
The act of throwing something with the pure, unbridled rage of 1,000 suns. Often resulting in the destruction of thrown item.

Tom: What is that hole in your wall from?
Rob: I lost 10 matches in a row and Thundercunted my hampster into the wall.

by the indus river valley July 22, 2023

Thundercunt

Beat someone’s ass

Bro he fucking thundercunted her!

by Mememaker69420 July 21, 2024

thundercunted

A term used to describe a state of extreme elated drunkenness - you’re on a war path. Most likely involving high levels of boisterousness and gaiety.

How was your night Frank?
Ah mate I was thundercunted.

by thundercunt81140 September 16, 2023