thumped

To have been beaten or pounded.

"Dude, what happened to Mark's face?"
"He started some shit at the bar last night. Got thumped pretty bad."

by L33tLara June 11, 2009

Nevada Tub Thump

The act of defecating or urinating in a bathtub. The act is typically paired with intoxication and generally results from apathy or else long waits for the toilet.

Dammit Andy, you pulled the Nevada Tub Thump again? Was it number 1 or number 2? Terrible.... just terrible.

by Francois1980 March 26, 2009

thip

Thip is the noise it makes when you open or close a refrigerator.

The refrigerator made the familiar thip sound as I retrieved another beer.

by Andy S. June 1, 2006

Thimbledorf Pwent

A Crazy ass dwarf

Harkel Harpel wanted to go around the drow but Pwent would here nothing of it

by Korhend May 23, 2003

gourd thumped

having your mind blown.

Alex: "holy tits dude. i can't believe that girl."
Jordan: "i know dude. she wants my cock, big time."
Alex: "you're my hero. all you did was play xbox and some random girl shows you her boobs."
Jordan: "that's nothin nigga. look at this pic."
Alex: "damn. my gourd is thumped. let's get drunk."
Jordan: "i'm gonna carve a nigger beater."
Alex: "gourd thumped. x2"

by big goobie April 23, 2010

meat thimble

A juicy treat, the tip of the phallus.

She wondered what was continuously poking her as they spooned, it was the gentleman's semi-erect meat thimble.

by T-Rexi February 28, 2014

Tristan Thompson

A term for an aggressive basketballer who plays like he's 7'5" but is actually a midget. Also the name for the current Cleveland Cavalier's 6'9" Center.

Zeke: "IMMA DUNK ALL OVER YA!!!!"

Matt: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU DOING?!"
Zeke: "I'm pulling off THE FAMED 'TRISTAN THOMPSON!' "
Matt: "Like DUNKING OVER 5 PEOPLE when YOU'RE JUST 5'7"?!!"
Zeke: "Yea BOI!!!!"

(Zeke gets blocked anyways)

by splashnsmash8000 May 18, 2017