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The Ultimate Thirst Trap

A lightweight, nourishing moisturizer that quenches skin that's thirsty AF and leaves an irresistibly smooth glow—all thanks to a triple-threat combo of active ingredients that attract moisture and lock it in!
"Daaaamn why is my skin feeling so smooth and what is this gorgeous glow?!"
"That's The Ultimate Thirst Trap, bestie! 💦"
by EcoFabulous November 9, 2022
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trap of the century

A phrase used by the rapper Lil Pump Jetski. Commonly heard at the beginning of almost every song by this artist.
Yo Jake turn on some Lil Pump!
*Lil Pump, trap of the century, ooh aye, Ronny J producinn'*
Aye dope shit man
by chaboi12 May 22, 2017
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The Penis fly trap

The penis fly trap is one of the worst things to befall on modern man. The penis fly trap is a defense mechanism used by women who are either frigid or just cruel. During the build up to the long awaited intercourse to escape the blue balls you've been afflictive with. Seconds before insertion The female states, 'actually I don't feel like it.' Now you have a rock hard catch of the day between your legs , With no where to go it just hangs there. trapped and dishearten it returns to the depths of whence it came. Ladies and gentleman I give you The Penis fly trap!
Guy 1: Dude I'm going to have to break up with her .

Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?

Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!

Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her
by Benbo swaggings May 15, 2016
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the fag hag trap

The fag hag trap is when a gay man falls into the trap of a fag hag. The fag hag lures the gay man in with her fun time or looks (if she’s attractive) and traps him into a friendship with her. He cannot leave because he is hypnotized and idolized the fag hag. The fag hag will now be able to use the gay man as an experiment tool for things her boyfriend would never do with her like a picnic or helping her choose which of the latest Victoria secret lingerie set to buy. Will the gay man be able to escape the fag hag’s trap and curse? Most likely not but some are strong enough to break out of the fag hag’s chains and regain consciousness.
John: Dude. Did you hear?
James: Hear what?
John: That fag hag, Emily, just became friends with that gay guy who’s in your class..
James: Damn. For real? I feel bad for him. He fell for the fag hag trap .
by Spergs December 26, 2022
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Trap of the Day

A term used to pre-warn colleagues of a toilet which you have just had a monster shit in, so that fellow colleagues do not make the mistake of making a visit to the same trap within the "cooldown" period.

Traps are numbered from 1 onwards, from left to right as you face the cubicle.
"Alreet lads, just to give ye' a heads up - trap of the day is #4, she was a beauty!"
by Stim March 31, 2007
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The Joe Schmoe Trap

When a guy seems too ordinary to draw any real attention
Nick wasn't getting many replies on Tinder-the was kinda stuck in the Joe Schmoe Trap.
by D Flawless November 16, 2019
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The Portuguese Dick Trap

The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.
Dude! Tyrone got taken by the Portuguese Dick Trap!
by BeanieBitch October 5, 2020
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