Swine Flu

A virus causing much less ownage than the vaccine manufacturers want you to know about.

Businessman: ZOMG, it's Autumn when everybody gets sick; let's give the flu a name like "Swine Flu" to boost our vaccine sales!

by anarkizm October 29, 2009

Swine Flu

Just another one of those things the media makes more big of a deal out of than it really is.

Buddy:*coughs*

Guy: DEAR GOD YOU'VE GOT THE SWINE FLU!!

by Giovanni Mann May 2, 2009

Swine Flu

1. The only thing other than mexicans that is now attempting to cross the US border in the millions.

2. What you accuse someone of having if u hear a cough.

CNN: the swine flu came from Mexico
The rest of America: No fuckin shit

Passenger 1: Cough*
Passenger 2: Bitch get the fuck out of here u gots the swine flu
Passenger 1: Ill swine flu ua ass if u dont get the fuck outta my face

by I like sex with pigs April 27, 2009

Filthy Swine

A Large, Ugly, Obese thing. Usually eating everything, and carries 2 lunchs. (or more) Depends on fries to live.

That man with the 2 lunchs and a pound of fries, is a filthy swine.

by winetwine May 18, 2006

Sand Swine

A derogative term used to describe an Arabic Muslim terrorist . Literally a male penis sucking pig.

"Unit A was field testing the new AA12 when they came into live action killing a group of 20 sand swine in less then 35 seconds."

by Professor MAC February 1, 2008

Swine Break

You get a week off from school due to swine flu.

"Just like Spring Break!"

"How's your Swine Break going?"

by eeky May 4, 2009

Swine Flu

An influenza that (supposedly) originated in Mexico. Has potential to become an epidemic. And you thought Mexico had a border?

You're fucked.

Guy 1: Hey, let's go to Mexico and do drugs for the summer!
Guy 2: Awesome, I'll drive!
Guy 1: *cough*
Guy 2: *splutter*
*Swine Flu kills both*

by tacomince April 25, 2009