Pussy Pleaser

A guy shit talking until a sexy girl is near. Then he pretends to be mature and respectable.

I was talking to a guy at a bar about the last time we got hit in the nuts, but he went full pussy pleaser when the hot blond sat near us.

by Mack McJack May 21, 2022

hose pleaser

A Pleaser of Hoses

You're a hose pleaser!

by oopsboy002 September 25, 2013

Bathroom Pleaser

A man/woman who constantly has sex in a bathroom.

bob: dudeee i just did the bathroom pleaser across the hall.

joe: how was it man?

bob: i am pleased

by mountain that rhymes August 27, 2013

Crowd pleaser

A crowd pleaser is a guy who pleases all the women around him by eating her pussy and sucking their clits.

Jane: hey I was with the crowd pleaser Joe last night, he be up on everyone’s pussy all the time and eating us all out

Becca: girl ima have to get me some of that and try his mouth on my pussy

by Gordon is here hahahahha August 14, 2023

Tweezer Pleaser

A woman who has a knack for giving head to men with small penises

-"yo me and andre just got back to back BJ's from Jenn"
-"Yeah i heard she was a Tweezer Pleaser"
-"Our dicks are so small when we sword fight our belly buttons touch"

by The Big Burger May 29, 2011

beaver pleaser

A beaver pleaser describes someone who gets pleasure from stimulating their partner's clitoris. Often, this term describes someone for whom eating pussy is the best kind of sex.

Me: Omg she's so hot. I can't wait till she puts that pussy on me.

Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*

by Sage48568865333 August 8, 2024

prostate pleaser

When a man shits a log so wide that it presses up against his prostate, evoking a sense of euphoria and potential light-headedness as it passes.

Brian had been so backed up for the past few days that he was afraid taking a shit would hurt, but to his surprise just the opposite happened, his shit that day turned out to be a prostate pleaser.

by 1337-F337-100P June 19, 2018