Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song

Badass theme song

Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!

by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023

Mutant

(Noun)
A word to describe a person who is younger than you are or is dumb

Example: You see that mutant? That's my brother.
Example 2: A math teacher asked him what is √110, and he said 10*√10. What a mutant!

by Caveira_Hunter77 December 10, 2018

Teenage Mutant Gay Niggas

4 people that are like the turtles, but are black and very very gay.

That sqaud is made up of gayass niggas, surely they are the Teenage Mutant Gay Niggas.

by The 53rd President July 16, 2025

Mutant fuck

A person who is such a total fuckwit that they have ascended to a whole new level of species - ie mutated

John - I was talking to my mate Mark last night and he had this small problem with his computer
Steve - what was it
John - He couldn’t turn it on, he’s such a mutant fuck!

by Just2020 May 14, 2020

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.

The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.

by SqwertYert May 8, 2025

mutant

rachel

shes a mutant ( aka rachel).

by thirdnipps March 20, 2023

Mutante

german expression for your mother if she is also your dad's sister

"dang, Oliver, your mutante looks hot today"

"my mutante and father are truly inseparable"

by seen_on_the_internet December 25, 2021