sweaty groundhog

When you’re sweaty as hell and are able to easily slide out a deuce the size of a small mammal.

Ryan dropped a sweaty groundhog and swore there was an animal in the bowl afterward.

by Sweaty pikachu July 8, 2023

Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.

Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”

by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023

Groundhogging

A sick, psychological, mind-fucking game used by narissist against their partner to drive them insane. This is accomplished by daily repetition of a same exact action or behavior that causes the same adverse reaction from their partner, which causes the exact same response from the perpetratoe, causing the exact same senario, predictably causing the exact dialogue, thus the exact same conflict betweenst them, going in a neverending circle, resulting in eventual insanity.

I had to break up with him, his groundhogging was causing me to lose my mind.

by Luingventorjenk November 21, 2020

Groundhogging

The opposite of prairiedogging. When you’re constipated so bad, you’re poop doesn’t want to come out and see it’s shadow.

“I’m so constipated, I’m groundhogging big time”

by Awoodnamedchuck January 26, 2021

Groundhogging

When receiving esthetician services, specifically to the perianal area, and a turd begins to poke out as if it’s a groundhog looking around outside its burrow.

“I was shaving my husband’s butthole and halfway through he started groundhogging”

by Manny Manishlokov August 12, 2022

Groundhogging

Groundhogging - verb; to groundhog

noun; groundhog

1. To spend the day on the ground at a dropzone while others are skydiving. Especially relevant in perfect weather. Usually accompanied with sitting in a hammock, fetching lunch or worrying about wind speeds, potential gusts and/or wind changes.

She was in the hammock all day just groundhogging, all while chirping those who were actually jumping"

by Morty87 May 30, 2022

Groundhogging

Verb
1. The cycle of matching with and dating the same types of people - and constantly feeling underwhelmed.

2. Syn.: Being closed-minded/ inviting date fails.

'Singles are stuck in a ‘groundhogging’ cycle. The same type. The same results. Again and again.'

by Dating Trends February 7, 2022