Fap Ditch

When your conversational partner uses masturbation as an excuse to stop talking to you.

Tom: So like i was saying, after my dad died...my life has really sucked.

Bob: Dude thats lame...anyway...im gonna jerk off now, see you later!

Tom: a Fap Ditch? realy? >:(

by tytheguy February 20, 2011

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bitch in the ditch

A washed-up hoe who has ruined any future career prospects for herself by being a bitch. A high scorer in the national thottery. Someone who has hit rock bottom by being unprofessional, lazy, disrespectful or offensive.

Rebecca: she totally had it going on until she blew the manager and then told his wife over text.
stacey: she's a 'bitch in the ditch' now

by missbooboo7000 February 21, 2019

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dick ditch

Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..

I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..

by Drex the Schizo November 16, 2007

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ditch whore

A skanky girl who will fuck anywhere - usually in ditches outside bars, and comes back into the bar muddy and disheveled.

Cindy is such a ditch whore. That's the 3rd guy tonight she's fucked outside. Give her another drink!

by Jilina September 19, 2005

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ditching class

The easy way of getting through school.

Timmy: Oh man, I didn't do my homework because I have a life outside of school.
Bobby: Oh yeah me, too. Just ditch class and you'll be fine.
Timmy: Wait what's ditching class?
Bobby: Just skipping class and doing something more productive.

by aka.flynn May 15, 2016

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