doggie diddler

A person who engages in naughty acts with their dog specifically their pet

Person 1: did you hear about that girl

Person 2: no what did she do?
Person 1: she's a doggie diddler

Person 2: that's disgusting and nasty she needs to be locked up

Person 1: litch babes litch

by Gimmedaloot July 29, 2024

Mass diddler

One who diddles at a mass level

Dude have you seen Larry? He hasn't been the same since the mass diddler struck.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Diddler

A wrong-un.

Someone who's done something bad, a twat or someone who has stuck their dick in a hand dryer

'That Tek Knight is a real diddler'

by ChipDigital November 15, 2023

mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Kiddy diddler

Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.

Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.

by S_Dtulip August 29, 2023

Diddler

Someone super weird in a good or bad way. Specifically someone that gives someone's else's balls a little tickle from underneath the shorts.

Sam is such a freakin diddler I can't believe it. He really gave Matthew that little tickle. God diddle dang.

by maruthless July 3, 2017

Dorchester Diddler

A Peeping Tom making the residents of Dorchester Hall shower with their clothes on.

A: "Hey did you hear about the Dorchester Diddler?"
B: "Yeah. If I ever see him, I'm gonna charge at him naked."
A: "But wouldn't he like that?"
B: "Shoot."

by VoyeurViper September 16, 2025