Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM)

The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.

Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope.

Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 19, 2024

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Business Decision

(Basketball) Moving/Jumping out of the way of your opponent who would have dunked on (posterized) you.

"Stephen Curry made a business decision when defending Ja Morant in the paint"

by Yoloswag4jesus69 June 6, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>What The Fuck Is A Uniformed Decision<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

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informed decision

The act of licking your partner’s butthole after being informed of their bathroom and bathing habits for the day.

Babe, did you take a gnarly dump earlier? I want to makes an informed decision with you.

by Beat Pharmacist November 19, 2022

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autopilot adaptive decision control

Being a backronym of AADC (the title of an Indonesian movie), "autopilot apocalypse decision control" is the condition where someone experiences monotonous daily routine, e.g. high school students who go to school for 8 hours every Monday to Friday.

Imagine autopilot adaptive decision controls you all the time, making you have to go to school for 8 hours from Monday to Friday.

by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025

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