dairy queen

When you stick your dick in chocolate dipping sauce and get a blow job

tristin got a dairy queen from colin while watching a fat people show

by Todd Elmran September 12, 2010

dairy queened

When you go to Dairy Queen and dip your fist in the butterscotch hard shell, wait for it to dry, then punch someone in the face thereby shattering the shell of butterscotch goodness all over them.

-Yo i totally dairy queened that bitch.

-I performed a hybrid move on dag's mom, the dairy queen donkey punch, she is a whore.

-I dq'ed sally, then she performed felatio on me.

by Biddo January 17, 2006

Taking the dairy

When one person takes the blame for the crimes of another, or is the designated fall guy for a gang crime.

"Everyone knows Al Megrahi didn't do it, he's just taking the dairy."

by StanVarga August 24, 2009

dairy queen

a lactating MILF who gets fucked on a regular basis by an assortment of cocks.

John fucked a dairy queen last night.

by Ailing Vomit April 24, 2010

Dairy Whore

Someone who whorded all the dairy products in your house/store.

My sister drank the entire gallon of milk. That stupid little Dairy Whore!

by Milk Monkey June 03, 2005

Dairy Queen

When in the process of taking a dook, you swirl your ass in a circular motion, creating an ice cream cone effect. However, it is not a true Dairy Queen without the trademark Dairy Queen "hook" on the top.

Man, I made the perfect Dairy Queen today. Luckily I had the perfect consistency.

by Nutztradamus December 13, 2010

Dairy Swirl

When a male orgasm's onto a woman's vagina and then proceeds to insert his penis back into the vagina and swirl it around

DUDE! i totally gave her a dairy swirl and she liked it!

by trousers (ed) September 06, 2008