Benjamin Chong

A silly kitten baby who makes lots of funny faces and funny sounds

Ravnoor: Benjamin Chong got caught carrying a Glock-9 with the switch to school today!
Aariz: No way! Thank God he didn't steal my insulin (I have diabetes)

by Benjamin Chong May 3, 2022

Chong Fogged

Smoking so much weed that that you lose your mental edge.

I was so Chong Fogged that I forgot what day it was.

by Wesley23 July 9, 2018

ching chong

what non-asians think all asians say

asians are so hard to understand: Ching chong! chita fong tong! I cannot see!

by But_Ma! May 6, 2016

chong bong

chong bongs are bongs (water pipes) made by tommy chong well known as some of the best glass in the world unforntuneltly chong was busted for slaning parafentalia and there no longer for sale

Damn that was a dank fatty rip from your diffused perculated chong bong

by dank 420 October 6, 2006

uncle chong

An Asian man who is White Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is White Washed would be called an Aunt Chong.

Huang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??
Joe: Joe, you are such an Uncle Chong

by lm3561 April 9, 2015

cheech and chong

nickname given to any pair of stoners who's main purpose in life is to 1) roll joints, 2) smoke weed, 3) tell stories about the time they were smoking out of a (insert object), and 4) grow weed.

Other characteristics include dirty, nappy hair and the smell of patchouli

Guy1: Those two potheads remind me of Cheech and Chong.
Guy2: WTF? They're not even Mexican.
Guy1: Hey, Chong wasn't Mexican.
Guy2: Oh yeah.

by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003

Kai Chong

pronounced: kye-ch-ong
kaichong is a man that is full of intelligence and has balls of steel. He will never back down from a challenge to humiliate his friends. He is also well known for his antics amongst his peers and is seen to be popular amongst the girl(s) in his clique. Man of mystery, man of speech, man of delicacy, man of cuisine. Kaichong is definitely not one to be messed with in a cheering competition, because the word “whisper” does not exist in his vocabulary.

He looks like a frog.

As often quoted by Kai Chong, “My side, my side, my side, my front, my back. My side, my front, my side, my back. My side, my front, my back.”

by froglover9912629 September 11, 2019