auto-bidet

When releasing a very solid poop causes a splash of toilet water to blow back onto your ass. Thus negating the need to wipe.

I really let one go today and my poop gave me an auto-bidet.

by Julikins January 22, 2014

bangkok bidet

When you realize that you are out of toilet paper in the middle of your BM and have to place your rear end under the sink/shower faucet and wash yourself off.

Dude, I forgot I was out of tp and had to use the old Bangkok Bidet, it was awful!

by Jordo951 September 23, 2017

Manual bidet

When you blast a turd out so fast, the splashback cleans your ass for you.

"Man, I really turned the manual bidet to high last night. Even my thighs got wet!"

by Re:Milkman January 30, 2022

unexpected bidet

When you take a shit and when your little buddy (extremely large fat man sheeite) responds with a nice thtoink right to the ring piece (asshole)

Hey Johnny, last week I was in the fuckin McDonald's I ate 12 mcchickens I felt it comin so I ran to the McDonald's restroom, almost missed and got the worst unexpected bidet

by Upwards draft November 12, 2019

Poorman’s bidet

When you flush a toilet and as it flushes it splashed your butthole

I was on the public toilet and it became a poorman’s bidet.

by Jarrodrm May 31, 2018

amish bidet

When a male individual takes a shit without toilet paper and uses his penis to fire hose the shit from between his cheeks with his own piss.

"That porto-john didn't have any TP so I had to clean my ass with the old amish bidet."

by FireRescueMechanic September 13, 2023

Mouth Bidet

When you fill your mouth with water and spray someone's butthole

Amelia had some poo on her butthole so I gave her a mouth bidet

by Yanna Goldschlager June 28, 2015