Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.

I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!

by QuacksO December 04, 2018

PYARIS BAKERY

Pyaris Bakery is a unique concept that introduces endless savoury and sweet options. We offer a plethora of bakery and confectionery options and varieties in terms of Cakes, Cookies, Bread, Pastries and Muffins. Going one step further we also provide a wide range of appetizing Snack items and flavorful Namkins. We take pride in using the best of the ingredients in its purest form and crafting each product with utmost detailing. It has always been our aim to provide quality, value for money and truly unique products for our customers. We can also help you organize goodies or a personalized cake for your special occasion or a party. We look forward to serving you soon!

Get your order at Pyaris Bakery.

by PYARIS BAKERY October 20, 2020

Asad's Bakery

The gluteus maximus of a man(debatable) named named Asad, its so big it has its own gravitational field.

"Bro, did you see Asad's cake?"
"Damn, bro got the whole bakery. I wanna clap Asad's bakery."

by ChadTirmizey May 25, 2023

seokjins bakery staff

Kall - the best staff member (tsk tsk lies)
Danica - the inactive owner (sad but true)
Dayeon - simp for kath (yuh get into it)
Kath - simp for dayeon (true ngl)
Irene - likes peoples little brothers (WHY IS THIS SO TRUE)
Rita - best head mod (PERIODTT)
Harry - that one trainee that never talks (yeahhhhhhh)

seokjins bakery staff are very weird besides kath and dayeon and rita :)

by kath :) November 11, 2020

bakery oven

Like a Dutch Oven, but by stealth and possibly without the duvet over the head. You just catch a whiff, as though walking past a bakery.

The missus bakery oven'd me. I rolled over in bed and thought the septic tank had backed up.

by MC Waitrose Essentials December 29, 2020

Cringe Bakery

Cringe bakery is a word that can be used to describe a content farm or a single user's account (or content in general) in any platform.

1) man this guy on the internet is a literal fucking cringe bakery! he make nothing but cringy-ass content
2) the youtube kids app is truly a the worst Cringe Bakery ever.
3)Skibidi toilet is now being considered a total Cringe Bakery

by Swag Italy December 12, 2023

Tropical Bakery

Baked Goods sold on Wuhu Island.

I love the tropical bakery.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 03, 2021