Albuquerque

A song by "Weird Al" Yankovic published to his album "Running With Scissors" on 1999, it is 11:23
Albuquerque

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
Living in a box under the stairs
In the corner of the basement of the house
Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Aww, big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single morning
It was driving me crazy
I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "It's good for you"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut
Until I was twenty six and a half years old
That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel
Wacka wacka doo-doo yeah...
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The act in which a elder hill billy woman stands before a small group of people in a stationary artistic pose. While in this pose she releases various soft faint vaginal farts in the form of a therapeutic tribal ritual.
Loraine was so drunk she went into the local supermarket and performed an albuquerque mannequeef fiesta.
by Imindless February 08, 2020
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Albuquerque Achoo

While getting a blow job (from your lover, of course), as soon as you cum in their mouth, you tickle them hard under the armpits making them sneeze/choke, making them blow the load out of their nose that you just blew in their mouth?
Yo Steve, it's me Larry.

What's up Larry?
Not much. Just thought I'd give you a call to let you know that your mom blew an Albuquerque Achoo all over my coffee table.
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Albuquerque jackhammer

What my boyfriend wants me to do to him daily...
My boyfriend namethan wants me to Albuquerque jackhammer his face every day and I think I will because it's really really good!!
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Albuquerque Ass Burger

The art of shoving ground beef inside of an autistic persons anus, slurping it out, and then spitting it onto 2 sandwich buns then consuming it.
Me and my homies all jumped this autistic kid, then proceeded to give him an Albuquerque Ass Burger.
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The Albuquerque Astronaut

A sexual act in which the male urinates into a fishbowl and dunks the female participant's head into the bowl and anally penetrates the woman from behind.
Last night was crazy man, I gave Becky the Albuquerque Astronaut.
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Albuquerque Back-up Light

When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.
As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”
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