nerve turd

A poo you do when you are nervous. Usually occurs before a significant event such as before a job interview or your wedding day.

I did the biggest nerve turd just before I left to go to the wedding.

by MissBear April 25, 2017

Rest your nerves

When you're irritating someone and they want you to go sit down or leave them alone. Grandparents say this a lot.

"Mama can i have this? Mama can i have that toy?"

Mother/Grandmother: If you don't rest your nerves boy/girl!"

by Stingwolf2000stingwolf2000 October 29, 2021

Nerve-cited

When you’re nervous and excited at the same time.

Yeah I’m Nerve-cited

by Only1andrecia April 5, 2021

nerve spit

When someone far away, say ten feet, is talking and you feel something like a drop of spit on your arm after they overdictate a syllabal. You go to wipe it off and there is no spit-only your nerves playing a trick on you.

Mrs. Hill was talking about Egyptians in History class and I dozed off. I woke up to a small tingly sensation on my arm after she said, "pyramidssssssss", but it was only the nerve spit.

by bendyurnotes March 24, 2007

Nerve

Jesus the fucking nerve of this guy. It’s Un-fucking-believable!

Hym “The fucking nerve of this guy! I’ll give it to you, you always manage to find new ways to piss me off. You know that? You... how are you going to even sit there and say some shit like that? Well, if they’re getting lessons from you they won’t be learning anything any time soon. Un-fucking-believable. You need a fucking disclaimer ‘Woman may in fact fuck a retard instead of you and I’ll defend them.’ ‘I may impose schizophrenia on you if you slight me’ ‘I’ll steal your wallet but it’s fine because your broke and incompetent anyway so I’m not really stealing all that much.’ “

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

Nerve Bite

A sudden and sharp sting traveling through parts of your body

I just had a nerve bite travel from the arch of my foot up to my ribs

by Big Gig May 26, 2019

Trapped Nerve Boner

A condition in the family of 'lookup' "Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)"

mainly applies to those who suffer from body aches, pains, knotts and trapped nerves

When a trapped nerve is releived a sudden blood rush leading to an erection

Person1: I have a pain in my shoulder
Person2: stretch it off and let's go for a walk
Person1: oh crap, can't go right now
Person2: why not?
Person1: ABS, I just released a trapped nerve boner

by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020