meaty one

When you haven't been for 4 days and you kinda just squat in a bush and it explodes ruptures your anus till you bleed more than Kim k after a night ray j, or when a gay guy forgets to pull the anal beads out

"That was great ray j but next time flush after you do a meaty one"

by Smartkarius July 25, 2018

Meaty Midget

A nice way to say chode pretty much, otherwise known as a "small and fat dick."

Woah isaac, you've got quite the meaty midget there!

by ProfessionalGangMember March 14, 2022

Half meaty

When you get half of an erection from any activity involving a hot chick

Chris: whoa! That girl you were grinding with on the dancefloor was smokin!!!
Rich: right! I need to sit down, I'm half meaty!

by Choda warrior January 05, 2010

meaty clackers

When your balls have reached an extreme size and shape,making a clacking sound like two plastic balls touching.

"Hey Jon, look at my meaty clackers!"

by YOURE MOOM February 02, 2016

meaty thighs

someone who has flabby and meaty thighs.
e.g. a fat girl would have meaty thighs

person: that person could make their own meat spin with thighs that meaty

person: gotta love my meaty thighs

by cheese cheese cheese March 06, 2009

Meaty Cherry

When the penis is so inflamed from S.T.D's that it is able to fit peices of meat inside of it. Later when urinating it out the build up forces the skin to rip turning the meat into a cherry sized mass which is all bloody.

Oh man I totally just meaty cherry'd all over!

by GigglyBondage June 28, 2010

meaty portions

the roundor robust shape of a slut

dman son, tht bitch got some meaty portions ,b.

by bedford coxx November 08, 2003