malte is a very tall boy with fluffy hair,He always looks super Stylish with his stets mega bunten trainingsjackets! He Loves it to Play kendama and drink a trinken out of a glassbottle because ih Plastikflaschen. He is very hot and talented and he has a very cute smile! malte has very nice hands and everyone wants to hold them!! he looks very Kuschelbar and U want to cuddle If U See him. He is such an Inspiration!!! If you have a malte in your Life Then never drop him!
by deinSternundso November 20, 2021
Get the Maltemug. The Person the most enormous penis in the history of the universe (the same length like Russia). Moreover he's really good at flirting and fucking. Most women like exspecially his gorgeous six pack, beautiful face and scrunch butt. Since Malte's sex appeal is out of this world, even hetrosexual men fall in love with him.
by Lofor October 5, 2017
Get the Malte Schäfersmug. Malte is one of the most underrated names. He is the worlds coolest person and everyone should obey him. He is the strongest in his friend group and is the best in every sport.
by CEO_of-urban-d1ctionary November 23, 2021
Get the Maltemug. Malte is that one person u think u will never meet. He is hot and really reallyyy perfect. He will always make u feel like a real princess everyday. If is not from his smartness he is a real good looking guy and if u meet Malte u should really get your time to know him, because he will treat u like his bae.
by From W❤️ October 10, 2018
Get the Maltemug. by Spicy taste November 23, 2017
Get the maltemug. Dirty Malte
A sexual fetish where those bleeding from the anus experience a heightened orgasm while receiving anal sex and watching videos of Greta Thunberg’s climate change speech at the UN.
A sexual fetish where those bleeding from the anus experience a heightened orgasm while receiving anal sex and watching videos of Greta Thunberg’s climate change speech at the UN.
Woman - Babe my ass is bleeding… can you give me a Dirty Malte?
Man - I’d love to give you a Dirty Malte babe!
Man - I’d love to give you a Dirty Malte babe!
by Straya11 February 7, 2025
Get the Dirty Maltemug. The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.
PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: It is a bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What
PERSON 2: It is a bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What
by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025
Get the Maltingmug.