Malte

German

Cody: Oh wow that guy is german!
Mody: Is he a Malte?
Cody: PROBABLY

by wkljfoewirjgpej February 7, 2018

Malte

Malte is a guy with a large penis.
He is a real girlmagnet.
His Body and his Hairs are perfect 😍
A real perfect-guy

Girls: Do u know Malte? With that dreambody and his cute look?

by JUJUSmth January 3, 2017

Malte Wegbratt

Malte Wegbratt (or Toffelhjälte in swedish) is a hero that has saved us all! Once he defeated a dragon using only his left slipper (and he is right footed). He has also defeated Voldemort, a crocodile, a dinosaur and much much more!

OHHHH PLEAS MALTE WEGBRATT PUT THE SLIPPER LONGER IN! Said the dragon
Okay mr bad dragon UUUH *putting the slipper longer in* said malte

by MalteWegbrattLover101<3 December 10, 2020

Malte

Malte a typical Swedish guy maybe Slovakian who knows. Shining gold-brown hair with a middle part running around in worn and torn converse shoes, jeans typically wide. He enjoys emo clothes. When people think of Malte they associate him with swimming, most Maltes are good swimmers.

Eyy yoo Malte come suck my swimming floppy cock

by Simon Kerry April 6, 2021

fucking malted

when someone is high and or intoxicated of organic or natural drugs

Michelle got fucking malted of her plant in her garden

by chamegachell May 1, 2021

game malt

a proper fit girl, most likely to be a top sort.

"im going to maidstone tonight, hopefully I find a game malt there boy"

by sortssssss February 8, 2024

Poor Man's Malt Liquor

Mix beer and cider

Half a pint of beer and drop in a shot of cider to get this party going

Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor

by AP_Rated October 4, 2023